We, THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES, DO HEARBY RESOLVE:

To continue to allow the vocal minority
To overrule the silent majority.
To face continued threat of imports
As ever gracious, but foolish, sports.

To mourn for the unemployed
While, since we are not one, we're overjoyed.
To laugh, though the world is tense,
And, who says we need more defense?

To promote a true welfare state
For those who blame us for their fate.
And to watch our proud eagle die
Without bringing a tear to our eye.

Are our ideals in tatters?
You say nothing still matters
While, to the life raft we're clinging
As our twi-light is gleaming?